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Homo Heartbreak September 24, 2008

Filed under: Celebs,Sarcasm — mallori612 @ 2:00 pm

My broken heart.  Today, the earth stands still, the sky is red and the grass is pink.  I went to CVS this morning and on the magazine rack was People with the giant coverline proclaiming Clay Aiken is gay.


That’s right.  The most beautiful, most talented singer in the world likes guys.  I’m so shocked, so speechless; it’s simply astounding.  It comes out of nowhere.  His daliances with starlets, all those pictures of him making out with Vegas showgirls..they gave me hope.  They made me think, you know maybe one day I can be with Clay Aiken.  I’ve loved him for so long.  I’ve always considered him not only incredibly gorgeous and incredibly talented, but also, so manly!  My room is plastered with Clay Aiken pictures, and I listen to his many albums on repeat all day, every day.  Now, that hope is gone.  I guess I’ll just have to throw my whole heart at Zac Efron; there’s no way he’s gay so I’ll be sure not to be heartbroken again.