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I’m not a Cat Person, Lauren December 15, 2008

Filed under: I thee covet — mallori612 @ 8:53 pm

To put it mildly, I am not an animal person.  Dogs are so annoyingly needy and smelly and I’m really not into that.  You would think I’d be into cats because they are bitchy and selfish, both attributes I tend to enjoy, but I’m allergic to them so they are ruled out.  However, I may change my mind if only to buy a kitty wig.


That’s right.  There is a website that makes and sells wigs for cats.  There are currently four different wigs to choose from and they are all awesome.  I personally enjoy the electric blue one:



Failings, Kerry Style

Filed under: Uncategorized — mallori612 @ 8:14 pm

The blog hasn’t been updated in a month, and I feel ashamed, and guilty.  A lot of it has to do with Kerry abandoning memyselfandhi.  I don’t think the abandonment is permanent, though, so hopefully she’ll be back soon to update everyone on the latest Karl news, cheese reviews and FAILings….

…speaking of failings….


It is standard practice to name buildings or rooms on college campuses after alums who donate hefty sums of money.  But what do you do when the donor’s last name is “Fail”?  That is the situation the University of Alabama found itself in recently when trying to determine what to name after Mobile native James M. Fail.

But, those crafty Alabamans figured it out.  The visitors’ locker room at Bryant-Denny Stadium will now be known as “The Fail Room.”  har-de-har-har.