Blanche: Is that all you Italians know how to do, scream and yell?
Sophia: No, we can also cook, sing opera and make love.
Blanche: Is it okay to sleep with a man on the first date?
Sophia: It’s a sin. I don’t care what anyone says; it’s a sin. But I’d go back to eating fish on Fridays if his holiness gave that one the green light.
Sophia: When I feel bad I have to take my mind off it. There’s only one thing that does that to me.
Dorothy: Cooking a big meal.
Sophia: No, making love in a closet.
Sophia: Jealousy is a very ugly thing Dorothy, and so are you in anything backless.