Tonight, please make Lisa pack up her knives,
She doesn’t deserve to be here…
She’s ruining our lives.
Her scowly face makes me mad,
And she’s ruining Top Chef
(Sponspored by Glad).
She has a bad tude: she’s not even nice:
Trying to blame others when
She fucked up her rice.
Lisa’s always yelling, starting a fight.
She’s made it further than Dale:
That’s just not right.
What about Antonia, Zoi and Spike?
The fact that Lisa ruined their dreams
I do not like.
Lisa in the finals? Must be a glitch.
It’s time to go home, Lisa:
You evil bitch.