I’m going to avoid blogging about the current state of the Yankees, because it’s pretty depressing and I’m just not in the mood to be depressed. Instead, I’d like to mention the Yankees current MVP- Giambi’s mustache.
On May 4, Giambi had the lowest batting average in the majors, .150. Since then, his average is .382 with a .507 OBP. Did he change his hitting style? No. Get back into the druggies? No. He took advice from Matsui’s vast video collection, and grew a killer ‘stache. His turnaround has been so dramatic that he is now giving advice to other players on how to kick their slumps- grow a ‘stache. Johnny Damon has started, and so has ♥Shelley Duncan♥. Ohhh, how I’d love to take a ride on that!