Upon the best decision Girardi has made in weeks, he said, “We like the energy ♥Shelley♥ brings to the club. “It’s good to see him back. He has the ability to bring a spark. We’re a high-energy team anyway, but he brings more. He’s like one of those little kids you let run around outside so that you can get him to sleep later.”
I love the Yankees; really I do. But in no way are they a “high-energy team.” Other than the pitchers, the team is old. Melky and Cano are young, sure, but I don’t think you can call a team “high energy” if there’s hardly any base stealers.
Oh, and Joe- if you need any help getting ♥Shelley Duncan♥ to bed, just give me a call, mmkay? I’ll find some better ways to wear him out than having him “run around outside.” That’s a promise.