Because the Middle East has nothing else to do with it’s time and money, this weekend the UAE hosted a beauty pageant for camels. 10,000 camels hailing from various Middle Eastern countries competed for 9.5 million USD (which is like 2 British pounds, or 9 million Canadian dollars before taxes/ a toonie after taxes). Also there were about 100 cars up for grabs, which is ironic because if a camel owner won the car, doesn’t that just mean he wouldn’t use the camel anymore? So, the camel’s beauty is leading to its demise. OMG, just like supermodels.
Camels are just like US March 31, 2008