Camels are just like US

Because the Middle East has nothing else to do with it’s time and money, this weekend the UAE hosted a beauty pageant for camels.  10,000 camels hailing from various Middle Eastern countries competed for 9.5 million USD (which is like 2 British pounds, or 9 million Canadian dollars before taxes/ a toonie after taxes). Also there were about 100 cars up for grabs, which is ironic because if a camel owner won the car, doesn’t that just mean he wouldn’t use the camel anymore?  So, the camel’s beauty is leading to its demise.  OMG, just like supermodels.